March 2012
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I think one of my favorite things about work is when you ask a client a question and they respond back with “Totes legit.”
obviously one of my younger clients.
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Oh no, it's cool... don't worry about it.
I desperately want to be outdoors. Bad. And then Bachelor goes and sends me this email…
“It’s hard to describe how good the current snow conditions are at Mt. Bachelor right now (38” this week, 8” last night), or how good they will be (another 24”+ forecast through Friday), and how nice it’s going to be this weekend (expected storm clearing Thursday...
February 2012
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In the midst of taking a shower and scrubbing the living daylights out of my sweat filled pores, I closed my eyes to enjoy the subtle waves of water careening down my face, when suddenly I felt as if someone or something…was watching me.
I open my eyes to find my kitty in the tub in front of me, soaked to the bone, looking up at me like, “F*CK!!! What do I do now?!!? I didn’t...
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st. wolfgang
little red boat.
p.s. there are no kangaroos in austria
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classy european broads we were
KW: I wish to go back to St. Wolfgang
AC: Don't have to ask me twice.
AC: I want to retire there.
AC: With a little boat.
AC: And drive around topless.
AC: Forever.
KW: I miss my little red boat... and being topless driving my little red boat.
Most definitely just caught my bossy reading SI’s Swimsuit issue.
DIE LENT.
twentyfiveraleigh:
i need chocolate. my eyes are twitching. …it’s only been 6 days.
A: You had chocolate fro-yo on Sunday, nut.
B: Watch you step for any God smite coming your way due to wishing the death of Jesus’ 40 days and nights in the desert.
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I’m unclear as to how the British slang term “bloody” made its way into my vocabulary.
Anonymous asked: Timbers or Sounders?
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My toes are one hundred percent frozen.
First MLS game.
…that’s shameful. Aaaaaand I’m addicted! Love it!
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On giving up chocolate for Lent...
SC: Chocolate fro-yo doesn't count as eating chocolate right?!
KW/AC: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...
SC: Will you just shake your head no!?
SC: SHAKE IT!
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Emma Stone is my spirit animal.
That is EXACTLY how I would behave on the Oscar stage right before bursting into Kristen Bell sloth level cry.
Anonymous asked: I share your hatred of the Steelers, haha. I was watching an ESPN thing about a guy in Pennsylvania who died unexpectedly and they gave away his organs, one of the girls who got an organ had a Steeler shirt in one of the spots and I remember thinking "what a waste of a kidney". Would it be different if they were a 49er or Rams fan?
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Anonymous asked: What do you do for work? Also, if you found a guy you really liked, but he were a steelers fan, would that be a deal breaker?
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Anonymous asked: You say that, but you're a woman, so you don't know what you really want.
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givemecars:
:)
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I’ve decided my next boyfriend will not be clean cut like all the rest.
He will be tattooed and a crossfitter… and a little bit dangerous.
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“Do you think a crown could act as an eye guard and ear plugs?”
– KW
All virtue and all vice.
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FACT: Number 1 hit of my high school graduating...
“In da Club” - 50 Cent
Husbands
N(S)H: Look he's cleaning up! It's only 11:30!
KS: Thats why you married him huh?
N(S)H: [Nods furiously.]
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How come when you loose both hands to carrying...
Hmmmmmm???